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Created on 2005-06-24 17:52:36 (#7534476), last updated 2005-06-24

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Name:	Jordon
Birthdate:	1989-07-13
Location:	Florida, United States
Website:	The World of Stuff

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I was born on February 31, 1712, in Glundberg, Maryland, in a log cabin that I built with my own hands. Before I enrolled in school I dropped out and wound up on the streets as a blackjack dealer. When a car hit me 4 seconds after making this career choice, I became paralyzed from the forehead down. While in rehab I invented the table and starred as myself opposite James Dean and Jimmy Dean in a TV movie. After getting out I tried various careers such as male model, political analyst, female model, miniature golfer, and pop-up blocker. But now that I can move my eyes again, my favorite hobby, jewel-encrusted cow jumping, can once more be a joy. In the year 2525 I plan to run for President of the United States and win. Currently I am shooting to marry for the 33rd time and outlive you. I speak Urdu, Esperanto, Spanish, Scots Gaelic, Latin, and Quechua fluently, and I am currently studying that trickiest of languages, English. I yust go nuts at Christmas.

Just kidding. I don't know Quechua.

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collecting currency, esperanto, guitars, the beatles, the brendan leonard show, the dvorak keyboard, whose line

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