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| User: | fanofthefabfour (7534476)
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| Name: | Jordon |
| Website: | The World of Stuff |
| Location: | Florida, United States |
| Birthdate: | 1989-07-13 |
| AOL IM: |  fanofthefabfour (Add Buddy, Send Message) |
| Yahoo! ID: |  jordonk27 (Add User, Send Message) |
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| Bio: | I was born on February 31, 1712, in Glundberg, Maryland, in a log cabin that I built with my own hands. Before I enrolled in school I dropped out and wound up on the streets as a blackjack dealer. When a car hit me 4 seconds after making this career choice, I became paralyzed from the forehead down. While in rehab I invented the table and starred as myself opposite James Dean and Jimmy Dean in a TV movie. After getting out I tried various careers such as male model, political analyst, female model, miniature golfer, and pop-up blocker. But now that I can move my eyes again, my favorite hobby, jewel-encrusted cow jumping, can once more be a joy. In the year 2525 I plan to run for President of the United States and win. Currently I am shooting to marry for the 33rd time and outlive you. I speak Urdu, Esperanto, Spanish, Scots Gaelic, Latin, and Quechua fluently, and I am currently studying that trickiest of languages, English. I yust go nuts at Christmas.
Just kidding. I don't know Quechua. |
| Interests: | 7: collecting currency, esperanto, guitars, the beatles, the brendan leonard show, the dvorak keyboard, whose line |
| Schools: | Pompano Beach High School - Pompano Beach, FL (2003 - present)
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| Mutual Friends: | 8: cursethesenames, fumanchu_jfc, kevinkagy, msfaerman, silenttj823, sl6446, susannsunshine, vrt32 |
| Also Friend of: | 1: pentaverse |
| Account type: | Basic Account |
